On the first day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
On the second day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Two trojan horses, and
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
On the third day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Three DDOS strikes,
Two trojan horses, and
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Four calling scams,
Three DDOS strikes,
Two trojan horses, and
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Five edge servers DOWN!
Four calling scams,
Three DDOS strikes,
Two trojan horses, and
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Six camera’s watching,
Five edge servers DOWN!
Four calling scams,
Three DDOS strikes,
Two trojan horses, and
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Seven bots a-breaching,
six camera’s watching,
Five edge servers DOWN!
Four calling scams,
Three DDOS strikes,
Two trojan horses, and
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Eight firmware’s stealing,
Seven bots a-breaching,
six camera’s watching,
five edge servers DOWN!
Four calling scams,
Three DDOS strikes,
Two trojan horses, and
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Nine nodes a-spying,
Eight firmware’s stealing,
Seven bots a-breaching,
six camera’s watching,
five edge servers DOWN!
Four calling scams,
Three DDOS strikes,
Two trojan horses, and
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Ten botnets phishing
Nine nodes a-spying,
Eight firmware’s stealing,
Seven bots a-breaching,
six camera’s watching,
Five edge servers DOWN!
Four calling scams,
Three DDOS strikes,
Two trojan horses, and
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Eleven gadgets spoofing
Ten botnets phishing
Nine nodes a-spying,
Eight firmware’s stealing,
Seven bots a-breaching,
six camera’s watching,
Five edge servers DOWN!
Four calling scams,
Three DDOS strikes,
Two trojan horses, and
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:
Twelve routers routing
What! My routers are under attack. That’s it, I’ve had enough!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I called Cyber Security.
They did risk assessment, pen testing, and fast remediation and got rid of:
Twelve routers routing
Eleven gadgets spoofing
Ten botnets phishing
Nine nodes a-spying,
Eight firmware’s stealing,
Seven bots a-breaching,
six camera’s watching,
Five edge servers DOWN!
Four calling scams,
Three DDOS strikes,
Two trojan horses, and the
Ransomware in my Christmas tree
